Mr-Pepsi-and-Pizza

Enjoy the prelude Below! Comments on your thoughts for who should win are both encouraged and greatly appreciated!

For the sake of ease I've posted this in Sta.sh only. Special thanks to ~0mura (https://www.deviantart.com/0mura) for the Saw Paing Bio! :iconmaxfunnies2550: for the Rocky Balboa bio! Hope you enjoy the prelude, I think the host dialogue turned out pretty nice!

One of an Inexplicably Large amount of Recording Rooms. 2:00 AM “Alright jackasses I’m her-” Said a young man of tan skin and purple hair, immediately dumfounded. “When did we get a break room in our office . . . Why does it look like the building’s break room.” “We stole it” Chimed in the writer, in his blue hoodie sporting the words “Pepsi Tokyo” on the front. “. . . You what.” He responded. “Dummy! We, S-T-O-L-E it!~” Said a young woman with long hair and a trio of highlights nearly obscuring her one visible eye, a sly grin on her face, “It was fu

Deicy: I'M GONNA FUCKIN KILL EM! The Real Pepsi: Calm the hell down we have to release the fight! Deicy: THOSE CLONES ATE MY CUTE GIRL PICTURES! Chazz: Don't you keep those on your phone? Deicy: I spent two hours stealing picture frames for em though! Pepsi: HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEN!!! IT'S TIIIIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE AHAHAHA- -The Pepsi is immediately beaten to death with a crowbar- The Real Pepsi: Hope ya enjoy the fight folks, GET THE MOP! --- The City, of Wedon’thavethebudgetforaname, Halloween Morning. We look upon one small section of the city, completely cleared out of most if its average populace. Why you might be asking? Wh

Pepsi: DO YOU FEEL THAT IN THE AIR MOTHERFUCKERS?! ITS HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I CAN SMELL IT ALL, THE WITCHES, THE PUMPKINS, THE SMILES OF A MILLION DENTISTS WORLD WIDE! THE JAPAN EXCLUSIVE PEPSI FLAVORS THAT MOCK ME EVERY DAY!!! Chazz: HE'S GONE STARK RAVING MAD GET THE MUZZLE! Deicy: I dunno he's waaaay more fun like this. Chazz: HE TURNED THE FRIDGE INTO A JACK O' LANTERN AND FILLED IT WITH FAKE HANDS! Deicy: MY BOOZE! ALRIGHT YOU BITCH GET IN THE BOX! Pepsi: -Hisses before scurrying into the ventilation with a blood stained kit-kat bar- Chazz: . . . I'll call the exterminator you introduce the matchup.

Deicy: Oh hey the hiatus didn't take until the end of the year this time! Pepsi: Fuck you Deicy: And how's Happy Trigger going?~ Still only got 6 Pages barely finished? Pepsi: FUCK YOU ITS DEATH BATTLE TIME --- Meanwhile in an Alternate Timeline . . .A Forest Located near the Mushroom Kingdom, 4:00 PM BOOM! Trees collapsed in the wake of an explosion, a metallic arm with a drill on it flying through the air. Covered by the smoke of the explosion a figure lunged on top of a two headed Robot covered in army camouflage before jabbing something in between their neck-BOOM!! Another explosion blew apart the robot letting the figure leap throu

Pepsi: Pride and Gluttony, the sin of having too much confidence, and the sin of overindulgence- Chazz: What the hell does this have to do with Midbus and Bass? Wasn't the theme Midboss Counterparts? Why the fuck are you trying to wax philosophical- Pepsi: Well Midbus and Bass have both shown to be at least a bit cocky, it's even a major part of Bass' character! And for Gluttony, well, Midbus eats a lot, and Bass . . . He's a glutton for more power?? Chazz: So how's it feel knowing that's the stupidest thing you've ever said? Deicy: You clearly haven't heard what he said back in 2013- Pepsi: SILENCE! It's Midbus vs Bass lads and laddette